Hello world...
I havent blogged for ages... and i suddenly feeel like blogging for no apparent reason so therefore i shall! Angpow money gives me motivation, and yes, if you want me to blog more, please donate more "angpow" money to the "Bryan Goh needs motivation to do stuff" fund, we accept donations of $0.10 or above, or you can be like Yang Zhang who gives me fuji apple sometimes (very very occasionally for no apparent reason :D)...

Right now my leg is paining, for some wierd reason everytime i take a step and press down on my toe, it aches like SHIT... so erm yeah basically ICANTRUN which sucks cuz i have P.E on wednesday... Sad thing being, I HAVENT SEEN A DOCTOR AT ALL CUZ OF CHINESE NEW YEAR AND SHIT and erm, my parents dont really give a shit, they think its a small thing.... But i can always get them to write a letter to my P.E teacher Mr. Ebrahim...

WHO CARES? GOD DOES...

SO ERM, went for Mass on Saturday to sleep in on Sunday so that i could be in better shape to visit my relatives, and oh-emm-eff-gee i was in for a hectic day....

MASS was FUN, i should go more often, they make you sing and all, and pray and stuff... and i noticed.. I DONT REALLY MIND :D
Hmm.. SHUD GO FOR MORE MASSes....
or maybe not...
well who cares (god does....?!)

Doing my Cheena homework right nao, and getting damn pissed off with my ZHOUJI, cuz erm... APPARENTLY, me having a short attention span especailly during chinese class and my chinese teacher's lack of eye grabbing or charm or erm what do you call that... APPEAL? I forgot what she wanted us to write about....

GODDAMMMIIT (paiseh god..)

THEREFORE I SHALL...
PROCASTINATE....

"You know i realized something...
Procastination is like masturbation
The more you do it, sooner or later you will realize that you are screwing yourself"

FAMOUS LINE OF ALL TIME
(besides the He who walks through doors sideways with erre....)

switches to OTHER CHINESE HOMEWORK NAO...
(away from ... keyboard and blog?)
and i just realized how badly i want a ipod touch and a electric keyboard.....
sigh
material posessions...

I GIVE UP ON THEM ALREADY... well not until im older and have money at least...

Homework, youre not attraactive, im so not doing you...

UNFORTUNATELY SOCIETY DICTATES THAT I MUST
dammit....

Crap, sleep calls and erm yes , procastination does work
*finishes up chinese homework*

GOODNIGHT WORLD, you slvt

Hello world...
Today has been a very depressing day, the morning was horrible, the Yong Chuan was incorrigible, the history lesson was devastating yet interesting(self contradick) and erm... we have settled bastidon nicks 0.0

So erm....
YEah.... thanks to sebastidon imma nao reading Pokemon fanfics...
THEYRE INGENIUS, YET SICK..
FOR MOAR ASK SEBASTIDON

BAND TODAY WAS NERVE RAPING...
YES MY NERVES WERE RAPED
*fingers clarinet*

I feel very sad and emo today so im not really in the mood to blog right now so i think i should just end this quickly and get on with my study life.... OHKAY so for some wierd circumstance i owe NMW 210k MH gold... as much as i would love to pay him in Rupiahs, I just cant bring myself to waste money unnecessarily, considering the fact that he does have so much gold and even claims i borrowed 210k from him for ACRONYM... which is Horseurine Bullshit...

ERM...

I really feel like continuing on with my life... SO erm... I went to FACEBOOK
NOTHING INTERESTING HAPPENING IN THE WORLD LATELY
And im nao using SAFARI, cuz Mozilla FIrefail has failed me enough times already...

PENIS!
(yes i haveone :D. NO you dont have one D;)

IF YOU TRULY LOVE SOMEONE, JUST LET THEM GO
(and they fall down the building with a sickening thud)
LOVE HURTS
LITERALLY
FIGURATIVELY
PENISLY
CHRYSTALEEE?! (wtf?)

URM..
What to write now.....

Okay... my main focus today is on CHIOBU... i mean er... BUS... i mean er BAND!
Yeah so
BAND TODAY... not so awesome...
Was it ever awesome (rheotorical much?)
OHKAY SOMETIMES BUT NOT ALL THE TIMES

Sudden realization that SONG YUAN IS L4D2 PRO...
HE NINJA DODGES TANKS
LIKE CRIKEN! (desmon's idol)
So today we sightread a gay (yes,happy!) piece of music... Honestly speaking it was very interesting, but very annoying to sight read... And now im blogging at like 11pm at night? Neglecting my sleep for a few viewers... YEAH... WHO SRSLY READS MY BLOG ANYWAY... WELL ... LIFE IS ONE FUCKED UP BEAUTY CON AFTER ANOTHER....

BEAUTY IS IN THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER?
I THINK NOT
BEAUTY IS IN THE EYES OF MODERN MEDIA, PORNOGRAPHY AND .... NOT YOUUUUUUU

OKay... now im in like super ultra emo mode so imma gonna chillax abit.. do my homework and yeah...

WE HAVE A BATCH BLOG OMG
JOHNATHANS NICK NAME IS JOHNABASTIDON!
For detailed list of Bastidon nicks please refer to our batchblog, which i have yet to link... Chrystal can get it from Zhan...

I HAVE JAP TOMORROW
AND MY MUM IS HOUNDING ME TO GO TO SLEEP...
SO ....
GG, my mum wins...
TO ALL YOU SLANG IDIOTS , GG means good game, which technically means game over...
SO YEAH
GG.... MUM WINS

Hello world :D
Back to blogging from my desktop...
SO... FINALLY OTHER PPL READ MY BLOG BESIDES ERM... THE USUAL PPL!

*ACHIEVEMENT?! no,thats cuz you suck D:*

Urm... its the 31st of December! 1 more day... well actually, the last day of the eyar 2009. Uh.....Happy last day of the year?

Got abit of a sore throat and a uber stuffed nose... sad life
So erm, made myself a pot of green tea... still cooling down... yeah ohkay fine, idont seem like a tea person, but thats cuz the 3-in-1 coffee in my house finished...yeah...
So my parents are going grocery shopping soon so the house should be quite quiet...(yeah quite quiet... wtf?!)My room got revamped..abit... now it looks way more spacious thanks to my maid and my grandma who rearranged all my carp*crap while i was gone. Thank you ahma and carol(maid)... Great way to be welcomed home :D

Well, as my house was only meant for about 5 ppl to co-exist as per normal... ever since my grandma moved in... My sister moved into my room temporarily as my grandma moved in there... and yeah the maid sleeps there too...

So as a result... every night we have to take out extra matress for my sister... still hoping for life to resume as per normal... i fear i might not be able to blog often as erm... dreaded sec2 life is just around the corner and i need to prepare for the new school year...

SCHOOL CAN BE SUCH A PHALLUS AT TIMES..(dunnoe whats phallus? for guys,stare at your crotch for about 10 seconds and you should get it..)

YES A PHALLUS IS ANOTHER SLANG FOR PENIS

THANK YOU GENIUS!
(yay, i made you all less dumber....?!)

IF YOU STARED AT YOUR CROTCH AND ENJOYED IT PLEASE KILL YOURSELF CUZ YOU ARE GAY...
DAMN... NOW I SOUND LIKE A GAY-IST...

Editing MH screenshots with MS paint is really good stress relief
you can view my album and photos about MH screenshots on my fb profile....(FREE ADVERTISING WIN :D)

Urm... at this point in time, i notice...
WTF IS WRONG WITH MY C-BOX>.... < T.T
YEAH BLOODEH THING...
OR IZIT MY COMP...
....
....

...........
.......
DAMMIT...


SO....... now i realize that me and valencia have the same blogskin........do i change? or does she change?.... nvm , Obama will...

Ohkay... afb for a while... MY GREEN TEA IS GETTING COLD....

(yeah thats kinda like when nigahiga goes all " YOUR BIMBAMBOP IS GETTING COLD" and stuff... LIVE WITH IT!)

Oh and it was just yesterday night that i realized that MISS YAM WATCHES ANIME YAY!
And just recenly yesterday night that i realized that most of my erm usual animes ended... Kampfer and Nyan koi... sad ness... And erm NHNHP S2 just ended... Now im like watching Season 1... cuz i totally skipped that...

I APOLOGIZE FOR SOUNDING LIKE A ANIME FREAK AND FREAKING YOU OUT...

SORRY. FREAKS DO THAT...

Im kinda guessing that i say goodbye to section outings to the LAN shop at orchard as erm all the sec3 seniors will be sec 4 and have to study for their o-levels.. unless the sec 3s of next year bring us... which might not happen...

I PRAY TO GOD FOR THAT....

Mousehunt has been OHKAY...
I suddenly remember yesterday nights NP Convo... 16 red boxes in a row :D OSSUMNESS..

THANK YOU LEE CHRYSTAL (or Chrystal Lee) FOR HELPING ME LOOK AFTER MY MH ACCOUNT FOR THE PAST 10 DAYS, I OWE YOU ERM 60k... PAY LATER AFTER I GET MY CDB :D

*sips on green tea*
*bladder acts up*
*afk a while to go toilet!!!1*
*URGENTNESS!*
*MUST STOP TYPING AND SKIDADDLEDOO OFF TO THE TOILET*
*ARGH!(
*DAMN THIS IS ADDICKTEETH*
*BLADDER IS ON THE VERGE OF EXPLODING>..*
*JIZZ...*
*WTF? NAH JUST KIDDING*
*GOODBYE*
*RUSHES OFF, PISSES AND COMES BACK*
*NOT TO MENTION WASHING MY HANDS.....*
*OOPS FORGOT TO FLUSH>...*

HELLO AGAIN...
carp... my mum wants me and my sister to go grocery shopping with them for the food for erm new years eve dinner...
UNTIL NEXT TIME... BB...

SADNESS

Labels: Butt secks, Mozilla..., Phallus, Toilet

Hello internet... imma currently blogging from my laptop cuz im lazy to go onto my desktop... and imma let you finish... but the thing is, blogging from my laptop causes me to type slower...

blame the design

YES, unlike most of you douchebags out there, my laptop has FLAT KEYS, which are seriously flat... cuz my laptop is SERIOUSLY small and thin, like a little child.(no paedo)so erm... after like DUNNOE HOW LONG CUZ I LAZY TO COUNT, im back from China, Harbin...

So yeah, the average temperature over there was like -17 to -27 degrees celsius, so you would be expecting me to wear REALLY THICK CLOTHING WITH LOTS OF LAYERS>..< so after freezing my balls out in the second coldest part of china, I HAVE RETURNED TO SINGAPORE :D

(yeah, this is where you applaud :D)

So erm.... Im quite lazy to recap about my 10 days in winter hell, therefore i shall start... not with what i did , but with what we BOUGHT...oh wait... WTF?! tiffany syndrome.....nvm

So i was reading Zepings blog

1122009
haiz.
its december.
Posted by My pain in the DARK at 20:38

So yeah... a refreshing start to my blogging.... now to CRANK dat soulja.... i mean MUSIC :D ....
So erm... Harbin was nice and all, but i think the part of my China trip which i most enjoyed was in SHANGHAI , with all the shopping and BUBBLE TEA :D

yes... the Bubble tea, pronounced in Bryan slang as Ba-be-ru TEEEEE
So yeah...

LETS GO :D
We were crazy, we bought stuff , we spent money, spent like over 2000 RMB on clothes and crap... ( i try using "carp" instead of crap but my sister keep on telling me not to... funny person :D) so yeah.... crap...

OH MY MUM GOT A cHINA IPHONE :D for about 400Rmb which is around 80 sing.... so yeah,thats one happy woman...

so erm... we mainly bought clothes....so erm... crapload of clothes from different shops :D.... UNIQLO was abit of a disappointment cuz it didnt really sell like printed tees, they were mostly winterwear and "UNIQLO BASIC..." so yeah, sad faic...

OHKAY CUT OFF HERE...

Lets talk about more recent stuff ... Like how air stewardesses are chio.......besides that... MY ARRIVAL AT THE AIRPORT :D

Ohkay... I bought a GUITAR case in Shanghai... Hard case, real beauty for about 220 RMB... translated into sing and non guitar ppl slang, I got a GOOD GUITAR HARD CASE FOR 45 dollars... where in Singapore, buying one would need at least 150+ Sing... so yeah, happy face :D... So lugging it around was ... FUn?
AS A RESULT...
People kept on staring at me like i was some like alien or maybe pro rocker... Or whatever... So yeah... just kept on staring... it got abit annoying after a while...

Going home was hard...

Well you see, we had 4 ppl, but we had 6 luggages..
a normal cab wouldnt do... so... we took a big cab... to avoid taking 2 cabs... and yeah... the end cost was about 41.80... some rip off...

Reached home at 7:50am+...

Oh... which reminds me...
I PONNED SECTIONALS TODAY D;?!

So yeah... goodbye attendance...

As i onned my phone....I was spammed with ppls CHRISTMAS MESSAGES AND CARP... so...
TO ALL YOU PPL WHO WISHED ME MERRY cHRISTMAS, HAPPY BELATED MERRY XMAS :D
SO yeah.........................

Checked my jap class, J2.14... Kawanishi Masaaki... sounds like a guy... it IS a guy
Sadness? or happiness?
HOpefully hes not Gay...
Hopefully hes not HARD GAY...

0.0 so yeah....
HMMMMMM
I WISH I COULD STOP USING SO YEAH TO START EVERYTHING>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BUT ITS SO ADDICKTEETH

HECK

BUTT SECKS
GOODNIGHT
IMMA SLEEP NOW BLOG LATER>..<
cRANKINESS... NEEDZORS cOFFESSSSSSSEFSOJE{GPIHEpJ{OIHOUHSPOEHBPAOIH

FLAGEELLUUMMM
NNEED SNSD!
OAISFH{GAPOEWFH{PNAVEBLURKYUEV"MJPAISEH FUCK OPASJFJAS:FLHRIYAGHPSOFUHPCUK BFHGIASGFPOJABDEFI ABSLFHA UOSJCREWDME FHAUETTSIHS HOAHHOHOHO

OH and... just so you noe...
SANTA CALLED ME A HO! THREE TIMES! D;

Labels: IMMA BACK, IMMA FIRING MA LAZOR, NO MORE BUTT SECKS T.T

Hello...
I feel real bad now...
Erm, my sis was like playing around, throwing my pillows here there here there, and trying to hit me.. at first she nearly knocked down my mug of drink and then she was like "WOoops thats dangerous" and then i grabbed my handphone and was going to the kitchen for some food...
She wanted to be NINJA and erm... Dashed to me holding a pillow and tried to hit me..she shocked me and i kinda dropped my handphone... SO i was like damn pissed lah , like why she so childish wan fight... so yeah i over reacted alot, i screamed and swore alot, my parents were around too... I pointed double middle finger so yeah..

I feel bad about over reacting, but the thing that annoyed me the most, was my dad.
Okay... it was already a known fact to me ever since young that my dad liked my sister over me lah... like yeah.. biased ness whatever.

So hes some asshole..
okay... My sister hit me hes like damn like not angry at all just like "just apologize" but when i hit her hes like " WTF?! jaifhop@*y491y27t624167946976@$" AND STUFF LIKE THAT...erm again gender biasednesss or whatever lah

so hes like
"Why you still so angry? she said sorry rite?"
So im like kinda pissed lah, HOW CAN JUST SAYING SORRY CURE EVERYTHING?

When a murderer kills someone, can he just say SORRY to the victim and everything will be okay"? NO THE WORLD DOESNT WORK THAT WAY MR FAGGOT
Okay im kinda straying off topic ... so yeah

SERIOUS MODE ...
Thurs-Sat... Wow lots the blog about
So ill prob split this up...

Thursday-FRiday = In this post...
Saturday = in 18th post(hopefully i remember to post.. even though chances are slim)

Okay Thursday - Friday...
Thursday was my SJIMB SEc 1 batch outing
Friday was 6-1 Movie outing :D

so erm.. overall thanks guys i had alot of fun :D

Thursday...
Our CCA outing was QUITE FAIL cuz out of the like 18 odd SJIMB sec 1 members there were, only 10 showed up, the rest were either at LEGION (yeah.. some bastards..) CHALET(yeah.. EVEN MORE BASTARDZ..)or ON HOLIDAY (huge basterds).. Some had TUITION(horrible bastards) and some had APPOINTMENTS(with girls? BASTERDZ TO TEH MAX)

So yeah in other words FAIL
Hmmm
Keerthi was DAMN indian gangsta on that day... He was like
SOME EMO ...
FROM SOME HOLE
He was wearing a BLACK JACKET when he came... witha BLACK SHIRT INSIDE, walking like a Indian GANGSTA and yeah EMOING...
IN the end, me and zhan tze came to the conclusion that the value of Emo+ Indian Gangsta would equate to
EeeEEindian Gangsta
okay lame joke FAIL
concentrate...

My day that day was UBER FUCKED UP
OKay...i encountered 2 mad women
First one was when i was waiting at tanglin cc and was thirsty.
My instincts told me to BUY A DRINK YOU DOUCHE!
So...I walked up to the vending machine, which is CONVENIENTLY located next to the male toilet.. SOME PLANNING SKILLZ
I noticed the "caution, wet do not slip" or something sign...
Erm, i was BLOCKED by the signs, i glanced at the vending machine...

SO THIS BITCH CLEANING AUNTIE(some fucked up old lady..)
came up to me like some angry mudabitch and went all
" YOU GOT GO TO SCHOOL BEFORE?!"
then im like
"Wtf? Huh?"
So shes all
" I SAID, YOU GOT GO TO SCHOOL BEFORE OR NOT?!"
(please note all these were translated from chinese to english, except for WTF)
So i kena confuse abit so i kept quiet..
" I NEVER GO TO SCHOOL BEFORE BUT I KNOW WHAT THIS SIGN MEANS"
" IT MEANS CAUTION WET FLOOR, DONT GO INSIDE THE TOILET"
which wasnt neccessarily what it meant... SO YEAH...PWND
so i felt DAMN misunderstood and pissed
" I want to buy a drink"
then she was like
PWND for a second...
then she was like
" oh chey, i thought you were going to go into the toilet"
NEVER EVEN SAY SORRY WTF>..< i swear ppl like her MUST DIE...
DEFINITELY, LIGHT YAGAMI, MURDER THIS BIATCH

Second.. was at Esso.. this mad mudabitch SOME RICH TAI TAI.. i couldnt imagine Chrystal liddat a few years later...when shes settled with her rich ACSI husband

SO she was like damn pissed and damn bitchy because her phone line kena disconnect
And her sim card tio pwnd, got problem
SHE WAS SCREAMING HER FUCKING LUNGS OUT AT THE PETROL KIOSK, DISTURBING EVERYONE ELSE, and being a biatch to the Starhub service attendent serving her.. so yeah
She threatened and like ranted and complained alot, if i was the service attendent i would jolly well shoot her in the fucking head and vagina, infertility for life :D

So yeah, 2 bitches, 1 outing, 1 intent to kill..

batch outing... We started off finding our way here and there.. took a bus to toa payoh interchange blah blah blah, took another RANDOM bus to Parkway Parade, where we asked for directions to East Coast Park from a bubble tea store and walked about 2km to east coast park, before settling down at Burger King for some lunch...

Shared Onion Rings with Zhan...
Coped some Fries from almost everyone
Leeched milo from Tian Xiang(i always used to spell his name like Tien Hsieng)
Leeched COKE from Woonie
and yeah
IMMA CHEAP PERSON :D LIVE WITH IT :D

Yeah, at this point in time, if i have any MGS readers, they would be laughing at my cheapo ness... FINE .. I DAO YOU ALL , and save my anger...

So after that...
We went LAN shop searching, in which Zhiyu PWND us all by telling us later that THERE IS NO LAN SHOP IN EAST COAST PARK...

Well, we had 2 groups after that
the play soccer group and the bicycle group.

The bicycle group was mainly Keerthi, Haoteng, Zhan Tze, J kwok,etc.
And the Soccer group was erm Epic fale so i dun want to say

Okay ... ZOng Ting ,Eugene and Woon Ern were the soccer pros, keerthi abit also
HAOTENG IS A BLOODY SNIPER, nearly killed Zhiyu and many others with his killer SHOT

So if he was a L4D2 special undead, i think he would be a smoker or something :D
(yeah and SL would be like " Some Zombeh fetische" with his epic Zombee Spalling)

Urm yeah, so Karan and Zhiyu were close to useless, i was keeper fending my goal...

My team tied i think...
yes emphasize I THINK
now exclaim I THINK !!!!!!!!!
now freak out I THINK THINK THINK @)*(Y$!&)@*T^)@!T@$!!@$@%#^+&#^^#%@Q#%

yep so then after the bicycle ppl joined us then we started playing with teh bomb packs mushi brought along and yeah after that we had another soccer match and SPARKLERS :D all hail mushi the pyromaniac :D

Urm yeah overall success and i kinda learned how to play Bridge.. partially...
I was the 4th to leave i think
Oh n then i had a bladder crisis in the car.. when my mum was fetching me...
so yeah...
but i survived..
I was like calling home
" Hello, Carol(maid), can you open the door and erm standby, i will be rushing through the door and into the toilet"
Carol was like
" *Silence* oh.. okay?"

My mum alighted me quickly at the void deck before i dashed up.. iwas practically DANCING in the lift... running here there running up down... yeah SECKS..
Then i was like some Usaine Bolt and like WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
and like hurriedly take off shoe and socks and go to the toilet and RELEASE!
it was like the BEST feeling ever...
okay toomuch info

Friday outing... oopsie look at the time, i oso needzor to does my cheeena homework..
another day then...

17th post= Friday outing
18th post = Saturday outing... wait.. who cares lah... it was just like damn short..

The notes me and Yong did as we had no internet....

Retarded Randomness [Part 2]Share
Today at 10:07pm
Rules of DEH HOUSE.


1. This is THE SANTITY OF LIFE.

People DIE, bcuz they gave the WRONG ANSWER to the GOD QUESTION.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
NO.
BOOMZ. DEAD

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
YES.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MY GOD?
NO.
BOOMZ DEAD.

MY GOD HAS A BIGGER DICK THAN UR GOD ☺

2. The use of the word: Flightdeck

Why did they replace COCKPIT..
With FLIGHTDECK?

ESPECIALY WEN STEWARDESS GO IN AND OUT EACH SECOND.

3. Chairman Mao is always right!

That’s right! You heard it!
CHAIRMAN MAO SAID
BIGGER IS BETTER.
IN MILITARRY BIG GUN IS GOOD
IN LIFE BIG COCK IS GOOD
BUT IN LIFE TOO BIG COCK IS NOT GOOD.
BECAUSE IT CANNOT FIT IN HOLE
MAKE WOMAN PAIN

4. About bras and panties :D

5. Yourmum

The ultimate answer to everything XXX








6. ABOUT BANGKOK

Tonight im going to Bangkok!

A single woman on a social online dating site

In Russia Kok bang U!

Russian reversal

7. RANDOM VMA!

Taylor im really happy for you , imma let u finish, but Bangingkok is still the best country of all time of all time!

~Kanye West on BANGINGKOKS

Kanye, Id love to Bangyourkok, but Usher banged me better

~Taylor Swift on Bangkok travel guide

Kanye imma really happy for you and imma let you finish, but Bangkok is not a country, it’s a continent…

~Beyonce on GEOGRAPHY

Taylor, imma really happy to have banged u, and imma let ME finish u, but Beyonce is transsexual and banged my ass apart… like a nuclear explosion

~Usher on CELEB GOSSIP

People, imma really happy for y’all Banging and imma let you finish each other, but Ris Low is the revolutionary biatch, She found Boomzkok.

~Florida (not the country) on Singapore issues

Flo-rida, imma really happy for you, Ris Low , we all really happy for you and imma let you boomz, but SHINGZ you woman, WE INVENTED BOOMZ :D

~Black-eyed-peas on Ris Low

Black eyed peas, imma really happy for you , but I truly deserve BOOMZ because hey look at me, IM SO BOOMZ :D

~Sean Kingston on BOOMZ

A BryanGohEGOriginal
No part of this is to be reproduced without the prior permission of Bryan Goh.

P/S: "UNPLEASANT CONTENT" has been filtered out.
Trust me, this note has been thru alot, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 20 POINTS.

WARNING: Whatever you are about to read may consist remarks which u may feels uncomfortable with. The whole note was born from the mind of Bryan Goh.

MATHS AA
About endless swearing :D
puffpuffpuffpuffpuffpuffpuff
BALLOON?! No… its Job?
I have a job for you
But It blows….
OMFG are you serious?
Get away from me you gay faggot
I take out my wolfteam AK47 and shoot you?!
Omg
SUITE LIFE OF…
FAGGOTS =D

Let faggot=p

P+faggot=2p
P+1=70
Find the NUMERICAL value of p (yeah don’t give me your stupid p=p answers dumbasses )

IF WE ALL USE OUR BRAINS…
We will come to the conclusion that

P=69 and as such
FAGGOT=69
(and yes,whether or not its in CAPS talk or in normal letter talk doesn’t make a diff, cuz you all, are GAY… ALL YOUR MATH ARE BELONG TO USZ :D )

I sounded the hunter’s horn,
I CAUGHT….
Nothing…. Sad face :’(

I sounded the hunter’s horn AGAIN :D
I CAUGHT a white mouse : D….
OMFG WTF?!
A WHITE MOUSE?
AT HERO?!
HITGRAB GO KILL YOURSELVEZ….
Emo-ism at its finest :D

Why did the man cross the road?

Because HE wanted to get to the other side…

Why did the COW cross the road….

Because he wanted to get to the UDDER side :D

LAMENESS WIN :D
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAha(laugh if not I kill you :D)

This sounds like a saw 6 script….
OMG CRAZY BIATCHES !
BRAIN FLIP !
*ZOOOOOP*
PRACTICAL USAGE OF BRAIN FLIP

OMG, Sean’s being so bastardly?! AHHHHHHH!
BRAIN FLIPP!!
* ZOOOP*

I HASH RUNZ OUTZ OF PRACTICAL USAGEZ NOOBZORS :D
TOO BADZ HAHAHAHAHAHA

Bryan always wins :D
Heads I win tails you lose
You suck
You have to admit the fact that u suck, and Bryan is too awesome for you
NO gay sex is allowed
Bryan is straight

Sherwin Yong… questions the spelling of PEDOPHILE…

PEDOPHILE DEFINED>….<

Latin pronunciation = Pedophilia
Genus = Pedo
Favourite sport brand = Speedo
Species = Philia
Evolves from … BEESHAN GAY… and Michael Jackson…
Pedophile =meaning= You are Michael Jackson :D
Pedophile alt meaning= you are bishan gay ☹
Pedophile THIRD meaning= you are some gay stalker ☺
Pedophile fourth meaning= YOU LIKE KODOMO :D
Pedophile fifth meaning =YOU buy Kodomo toothpaste manufactured by LION….
Pedophile last meaning (cuz Bryan is tired :D)
=YOU SOME GAY FAG YO, you remind me of some guy I know, his name starts with SEAN and ends with NG… if I remember correctly, his Chinese name is PENG NAM… hmmmm… now who was that….

Rules:

1. Bryan is awesome, AND IS ALWAYS RIGHT.
2. If he’s wrong, refer to the 1st rule.
3. If you think you’re right, refer to the 1st rule again
4. FLIES ARE DESPICABLE CREATURES ☺
5. YOU ARE A FLY….
6. I squash you with my electric fly swatter
7. YOU AM ZAPPED ☺
8. You dies ☺ poor you
9. I are survivor ☺
10. No, not the TV show…
11. IF you thought it was the TV show, you are DUMB.
12. Bryan is hongkongman
13. Bryan can pwn you at any moment…
14. Even if you’re HIRO NAKAMURA and can control time, you can still be pwned any moment….
15. Bryan KILLS FLIES, cause they’re pests.
16. Bryan KILLS GOATS AND COWS, cause he’s hungry.
17. Bryan KILLS WOLVES, cause its fun.
18. Because Bryan kills wolves, he was banned from wolfteam.
19. This is because if Bryan ever played wolfteam, everyone would get pwned the instant he logs in :D
20. BRYAN KILLS YOU. CAUSE…

You’re a PEST,

He’s hungry,

AND ITS FUN!
THE CAUSE OF THE DESTRUCTION OF EARTH WILL BE DUE TO THE COLISION OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM INTO BRYAN’S HUMONGOUS EGO.

BE SCARED…
BE VERY SCARED…

EGO KILLS U ☺


BRYAN IS AWESOME ☺ BRYAN IS AWESOME ☺ BRYAN IS AWESOME☺

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Life is seriously kinda screwd up at times

Yes, i get pissed of AT LIFE.. how pathetic.. is what youre thinking
But the ugly truth (yes movie title, genius!my ass) about life is,
no one really bothers about you, its either your social status etc that
People are interested in. YES I SOUND LIKE SOME EMO... FROM SOME HOLE
I <3 Manga, Anime (no im not an otaku.. dont put me with them D; )
Roses are red(rape), violets are BOOMZ, fuck you whore

Send my regards to ______ and the world, its one hell of a place... Bryan Goh@ Facebook
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