First post of epicism...
.Monday, October 19, 2009@7:24 AM.
HELLO WORLD!Yes, the world is screwed,my sentiments exactly...
Firstly, to all you mother ***** critics out there, YES this blog title was taken by changing the movie title "(500)days of summer". So yeah, now piss off you shallow minded pricks and go choke on your pocky or something... Yeah, so besides the movie inspiring me to write, Id like to thank my good friend Chrystal Lee, for inspiring me to start blogging again with her epic-ly long posts. YEAH , so my ENGLISH is only at a B3 level so please dont expect too much cheem shit from an asshole like me :D.
Group dates are nice, essentially a part of YOUTH!Yes, now i sound like one of those drunk uncles you find in your local bar.
Anyways, yeah TODAY was GROUP DATE day, amidst the awkwardness and shit, WE had fun.
So yeah, blogging at 10:30pm at night has made me realize how free i am after the exams :D ! LETS AIM FOR A KILLER FIRST POST! WOOHOOOO!
Listening to "fucking boyfriend" by the Bird and the bee (no its not a sex song)(no, its not interactive porn)(no, fuck off already!) and getting all wierd ideas about stuff, while the fan blows at my singlet clad figure....the track just changed...
SIS just came in and pwned me with her epic ICE CUBES of doom, a refreshing start to the night? GAH batch party tomorrow!@ (hopefully they know how to light a fire unlike 6-1 class BBQ) FAIL.Kay! now to SNow Patrol! WOOHOO!
Without further digression...Im not sure whether or not to make this blog an extension of my FACEBOOK NOTES (which are quite epic) or to actually come off clean, i dunnoe, my life is QUITE BORING, you would know....
OMFG HIKING ON WEDNESDAY!
*SNOW PATROL PUSHES ME ON!* WOOHOOO
Anyway, ignoring the WOOHOOs , todays group date was actually quite refreshing..
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YO!
Just watched 500 days of summer today and had a wierd "group datish" event outing after that... Despite the day being random,annoying (tai chien... ), expensive.. (PASTAMANIA! GOD**** you MGS RICHSHITS)
and a relaxing cooldown with ice blended mango bubble tea...Honestly, i had fun :D.
So , it is now at close to 10pm, that im reminiscing of the nice things that happened to me today, going out for group date, watching 500 days of summer, eating nice PASTA(even though its $$$), and yeah stuff like that. Even though tai chien and wormie are quite annoying when it comes to movies...(note to self, avoid watching movies with bastards like them?!)
Digresion aside, Today i realized something, MGS girls and RGS girls are like FUCKEN loaded, theyre RICH!
They can eh go and eat an expensive meal at pastamania and not feel a thing at all, while we NORMAL INCOME people are shocked at their choice, well they are all rich tai tais to be, so who cares... BUT STILL! MONEH>....< oh and yeah, YASH GIMME BACK MY 100k! RONZAS CUMMING!
500 days of summer left me sad at the ending but also wierdly turned on by the casual insertions of sexual references to hormonally charge viewers and left me feeling sweet in the overall romance and humour involved in the movie. Especially the "PENIS" game... Even though we ended up shouting PENIS at the end of the movie for fun and on the way to Crack's house, it was a good movie.
(yeah, and we didnt expect to end up at time zone...)
MGS and RGS girls are loaded....
MGS and RGS girls are RICH SHITS... looking down on us NORMAL INCOME ppl, going to PASTAMANIA and eating there like no big deal.... I felt a little shocked and saw money flying away.. but GOOD LUNCH ANYWAY... movie... TAI CHIEN , WORM get a life, watch movie dun talk cock, even if you need to , go somewhere else like the toilet....
Anyway, PISSED with the shitty behaviour of WORM and TAI CHIEN but anyway, **** them...
Oh and if you find yourself suffering from the below stated symptoms, please stay away from the cinema.... you may have contracted the TAI CHIEN WORMS...
* Constant inability to SHUT UP during a movie
* Annoying friend nearby
*Throwing pop corn at a friend for no good reason
(or maybe to show off to someone,well god knows why)
*Impotency(taichien)
*Seeing of BANANA(yeah, everyone did)
*Shouting of PENIS?
*LOLCATS?
*Being gay? (yeah, Han Xin and Worm)
WOAH! Okay, chill time better take a break for a while and go around disturbing 500 days of summer ppl with " PENIS!!!!!"(no not mine)(no not yours)(just die already perv!)(omg, im being daoed on MSN?)
So yeah, regarding " PENIS!!!!" its basically from (500) days of summer ... an example would be the chat log between chryst and me....
Me: taking a break...
Me: .....
Me: PENIS!!!!!
Chryst: PENIS!!!!!!!
as clearly demonstrated in the above extract of " BRYAN AND CHRYSTAL'S RANDOM CHAT LOGS", it is very simple, but it is more funny if you actually WATCH the movie, so hurry up and get out of your sits you assholes, eh wait too late liao...
11pm MOVIE!
make me remember my chat log with Chryst were i mixed up the group date timing for the movie ... 11am became 11pm... PAI SEH! So she was like NOT taking me seriously at al, and i was getting pissed... wow 12 minutes into this intensive blogging session already... WOW this is really thearapeutic.
Recalling todays events...
OHHHH EPIC MGS AND RGS ARE RICH SHITS @ PASTAMANIA WIN!
FTW?!So yeah, we went to pastamania, eh Sherwin abit SCARED OF WOMEN so get me to sit down first, so yeah, sat right opposite Chryst(Movie right next to her... "sacrifice lol"). FRIEND! So yeah, then Wormadum was like EPIC CHEESE AND SPICES WIN he was like CHEESE RAIN ! GIMME BACK MY MONEY?! and yeah so he was spamming his condiments like some SPAMMER FROM HELL. so yeah it was epic but hell funny.
Tai Chien was like quite annoying today, I shant bitch about him.... But yeah, cmon i get pissed with you fuckers making me the butt of all your jokes so FUCK YOU, dont blame me, you brought this on yourselves>:(..
SO YEAH, annoying assholes... Dunnoe whether they wanted to impress a certain someone(happens sometimes..) WELL GOD KNOWS rite?!
Ooooooh track change to Everlasting Love, ahh after me watching romantic movie?!OKAY BACK TO TEH POST, ENUF ENTHUING OVER SONGS! GAH!
so yeah, i love my new headphones, THANKS MUM AND DAD YOU GUYS ARE AWESHUM , GOOD TASTE WOOHOOO... AUDIO TECHNICA (headphone brand) FTW! thanks thanks thanks(yeah late bdae gift cuz my bdae is on the FYEs most of the times, SAD LIFE!)
Gah, BUTTERFLY! By Jason Mraz! YESH! A SEX SONG FINALLY (?!)
Gah i know this post kinda epic fail but stilll....
OH YEAH, i think i missed the crackers house (not really, car park more like?) part.
IT was FUN? The dog and bone win was like epic, Tiffany was like giving one whole strain of Mathematic shit(no offence..) and then she said "and 2" so yeah i just went and amongst the confusion , i waltzed back... WIN?!
So yeah, despite the dispute it was fun :D
Then it was like slacking time, so yeah i started designing Tiffys Bdae present(OH SHIT DUN TELL HER!) and stuff, drinking MOUNTAIN DEW and CRYSANTHEMUM tea and stuff, helping ppl buy drinks(yeah i feel like an errand boy)
For fail singing check out : Hitmanbreakeroftheeye on youtube.HE PWNS... Horribly..Anyways....23 minutes into this heated therapy session (not really), VIVA LA VIDA starts playing! I LOVE MY SHUFFLE SONGS GIVEN TODAY! THANK YOU COINCIDENCE!
I start sitting cross legged on my chair, feeling my ass ache... (Ooops, Too much info) Bobbing my head to VIVA LA VIDA, it has almost no percussion audible(its deafened by the melody, ZOMG I SOUND LIKE SOME MUSIC PRO, AM I?!) Gotta go prepare some stuff for tomorrow... AWAY FROM KEYBOARD (wow, i always wanted to say that on blogger! WIN!) SORRY NO PHOTOS OF THE EPIC EVENT TODAY, theyre all with joel!
So yeah, I better conclude cuz Chryst is getting cranky... OKAY!
IN CONCLUSION! FUCK THE WORLD! LIFE IS ONE FUCKING BEAUTY CON ONE AFTER ANOTHER! ITS ALL ABOUT YOUR EXTERNAL LOOKS MOST OF THE TIME! FUCK FUCK FUCK!
WOah , chill there dude.... okay yeah...
(p.s thats from LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE,another epic MOVIE)
EVEN THOUGH ITS NC16 HAHAHAHAHA
Kay good night ppl? OMIGOSH I HAVE VIEWERS?!