Second post of REMORSE?! (no one died..) :D
.Monday, October 19, 2009@5:48 PM.
okay, my blogging perseverance is holding out quite well... Well YEAH I HAVE TOO MUCH TIME OKAY! So buzz off.... Anyways, i felt kinda bad with wormie cuz YEAH ITS NOT HIS FAULT, Han Xin is just one hell of a mudafucka....
SoYEAH...
IM SO SORRY WORM, PLEASE FORGIVE ME...
Quoting from the MOVIE(500)...: IM SORRY, I SHOULDNT HAVE ACTED ....etc. etc.
*STOPS AT THE KISSING PART!*
Yeah, so this post at 8:52 in the morning is like , kinda me waking up with nothing to do and just starting to blog. THANKS FOR THE FIRST "EPIC COMMENT" IN THE COMMENT SECTION CHRYST! WOOHOOO! SOMEONE READS MY BLOG!!! WOOOHOOOO!!! HAPPY FACE!
So, yesterday night i was kinda rash, F***ing here and there(no, i did not use a condom)(i did not have to cuz no SEX was involved)(okay, yes,NO SEX INVOLVEd)(I repeat, NO SEX INVOLVED) so yeah, swearing here and there on my post, So yeah...
The best solution i saw was to just delete that horribly written note, its not worthy enough for being teh FOURTH EPIC POSTZ! of Epicism so ....
Yeah, all the arguments and comments have been deleted, now only if the misunderstanding between me and worm could be like windows and be "UNDONE" or "DELETED" , unfortunately, life doesnt work out that way, no matter how much you want it to go...BATCH party later, Jonathan was like hyper enthu about it, changing his messenger status and stuff, facebook status etc.So yeah, i STILL HAVENT BOUGHT THE MARSH MALLOWS FOR THE PARTY YET OMG! And yeah, im kinda going down abit later to buy them, So this is kinda like a HALF post? cuz im only halfway into the day(oh wait, im not even halfway ...) but yeah, LOGIC ASIDE, just wanted to say... BOOMZ!
So yeah, something about GIRLS OBSESSION WITH KOREAN BISHIES* (yes, to all you idiots out there "BISHIES" refer to cute guys)... IT IS SCARY... as i refer to one of my wierd posts on fangirling CHIJ TP girls and about the whole MGS, SCGS etc, i copied and paste my old notes...
* UPDATE : thanks to joseph chan, it has been noted that Ruo Ting is from Anderson Secondary! cheers!
Hello, I seriously have no life.
Well, upon taking a break from my mugging, i decided to write this note, regarding SJIs relations with related schools such as MGS, SCGS and CHIJ TP (no not katong!). When i think of this, i remember the time Ryan attempted to ask a girl for her phone number...
ahhhhh... courageous but FAIL.
(OR DID HE SUCEED?!)
Yesterday over the comments thread in my previous note "CHINESE IS IT MUGGABLE?!", it was noted by my good friend Chrystal Lee (MGS) that MGS girls prefer ACSI boys over SJI boys, and that SJI boys are "cheap shits". Yes, it is understandable that this girl with raging estrogens would want to vent out all her pent up stress on SJI boys, but it is abit misunderstood. But nevermind, the goal of MGS girls is to MARRY AN ACSI boy and become a rich taitai when they grow up, in a sense, abit slutty.
The results of many marriages between ACSI boys and MGS girls have lead or maybe even before they even get married or go into a relationship, the girl may experience teh following:
Sucky internet connection
Horrible broadband
Unable to download files sent over MSN messenger properly
Insulting of SJI boys.
Insulting of Scholarshits
Raging estrogen levels
Using of sanitary napkins
Extreme stress
Ending of exams on the same day as an SJI boy.
Spamming mousehunt
If you ever notice your MGS friend going through any of the following , she is destined to marry an ACSI guy and will end up being a rich taitai ,staying home watching her bae young joong or by that time, bay old joong ( yes, lame joke, but you get the point, the guy gets old)
Yes, you will notice that no GOOGLE or MOUSEHUNT TOOLBAR SEARCH has been used in the above note. AND it is now that i am talking with Joseph Chan about the human body, and why Water nymph mouses were censored for some wierd reason. After that we proceeded to chem talk.
Question 1 : "Cum is a compound " true or false
Joseph : Of course false lah! Cum is a mixture full of
.
Question 2 : < CENSORSHIP>
Joseph : to give them maximum sexual desire known as lust so that they can fulfill their husband's of sex slaves dream of having a slippery pussy and BABIES!oh yeah!did i just say BABIES? i think i DID!
As such, with the above given information please find the value of and post it in the comments section below....
In the format : = " answer ".
ENOUGH SEX TALK!
serious talk. Next SCGS and CHIJ TP. Well, in a puberscent SJI boy's life, it is almost inevitable that you will meet an SCGS girl. And SCGS girls, despite their school being SINGAPORE *CHINESE* GURLS SCHOOL, they SUCK at CHINESE horribly...
So, recalling the RYAN incident we shall attempt to ask eye witnesses!
BUT UNFORTUNATELY, cuz cats are evil and computers are taking over the world, we are unable to give you this information. And since every other eye witness sucks, we shaall just take my version of the story ! LETS GO! KILLER ENGLISH ESSAY ! WOOHOOO
RYAN ASKED A GIRL FOR HER NUMBER
GIRL REFUSED
RYAN FELT REJECTED (yes he was rejected)
RYAN'S HAIR LOST ITS NEATNESS
RYAN FAILED...
(and yeah p.s ryan, dun blame me for this horrible version, blame the HORRIBLE eye witnesses)
WOOHOOOO yeah! that could score like 5/30 for english!
WOOHOOOO yeah! back to mugging chemistry
but alas, we almost missed out CHIJ TP!
CHIJ TP and SJI were originally next door to each other, as such it was tradition that brought SJI boys and CHIJTP girls together , even my primary school principal Mr Koh said so.(and yeah, he has a daughter in CHIJ TP, but eh, dont tell anyone..)
Anyway, CHIJ TP girls like Ruo Ting have been known to have won over the hearts of SJI boys like Ng Chong Zheng and others. It is due to raw chio-ness that these girls are so attractive [citation needed]
CHIJ TP girls are probably the main highlight of your third language classes, because you will realize that RGS girls dont have as much appeal, and SCGS girls arent interested in you, and MGS girls only like rich shits, and eh, because Nanyang girls have hairy armpits[citation needed] [no offence to other NYGS students][this conclusion is mainly due to the NYGS girls in my jap class][lol][roflmao]
anyway, CHIJ TP girls like Handsome guys , and not smart guys. They are known to be obsessed with handsome BISHOUNEN and are known to even fan girl over them.
FANGIRLING CHIJ TP GIRLS ARE SCARY, PLEASE AVOID DIRECT CONTACT WHEN A CHIJTP GIRL ENGAGES IN HER FAN GIRLING MODE, PEOPLE ARE KNOWN TO SUFFER FROM THE FOLLOWING DUE TO BEING IN CONTACT WITH A FANGIRLING CHIJ TP GIRL.
IMPOTENCY
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
LOOSING OF SANITY
HEART BREAKING-ism
YOUR MUM
HERPES
AIDS
STD
HIV(u know, the usual)
BOOMZ by RIS LOW
BOOMZ by bomb?!
INABILITY TO FALL IN LOVE 4EVA!
and yeah, thats in a nutshell, the devastating impacts of fangirling CHIJ TP girls.. please exercise caution when near one, you are advised to FLEE IMMEDIATELY LIKE A GAY upon sighting of a CHIJ TP GIRL IN FANGIRL MODE
that is all. please protect your potency and errectability(?!).
So yeah, as you can see, the impacts of fangirls are truly scary... its so scary my balls are shivering...(yeah, Malacca trip lol).
WATCHING ANIME ! TO THE MAX! While trying to get inspiration and ideas for new manga... So anyways... I ARE KINDAZ SWITCHING OVER TO MA LAPTOPZOR...
So yeah.. stop writing over somewhere here, Ill continue to post after my batch party.. Till then AWAY FROM KEYBOARD! PWN!