15th-16th post :D
.Thursday, November 26, 2009@6:31 AM.
The notes me and Yong did as we had no internet....
Retarded Randomness [Part 2]Share
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Rules of DEH HOUSE.
1. This is THE SANTITY OF LIFE.
People DIE, bcuz they gave the WRONG ANSWER to the GOD QUESTION.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
NO.
BOOMZ. DEAD
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
YES.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MY GOD?
NO.
BOOMZ DEAD.
MY GOD HAS A BIGGER DICK THAN UR GOD ☺
2. The use of the word: Flightdeck
Why did they replace COCKPIT..
With FLIGHTDECK?
ESPECIALY WEN STEWARDESS GO IN AND OUT EACH SECOND.
3. Chairman Mao is always right!
That’s right! You heard it!
CHAIRMAN MAO SAID
BIGGER IS BETTER.
IN MILITARRY BIG GUN IS GOOD
IN LIFE BIG COCK IS GOOD
BUT IN LIFE TOO BIG COCK IS NOT GOOD.
BECAUSE IT CANNOT FIT IN HOLE
MAKE WOMAN PAIN
4. About bras and panties :D
5. Yourmum
The ultimate answer to everything XXX
6. ABOUT BANGKOK
Tonight im going to Bangkok!
A single woman on a social online dating site
In Russia Kok bang U!
Russian reversal
7. RANDOM VMA!
Taylor im really happy for you , imma let u finish, but Bangingkok is still the best country of all time of all time!
~Kanye West on BANGINGKOKS
Kanye, Id love to Bangyourkok, but Usher banged me better
~Taylor Swift on Bangkok travel guide
Kanye imma really happy for you and imma let you finish, but Bangkok is not a country, it’s a continent…
~Beyonce on GEOGRAPHY
Taylor, imma really happy to have banged u, and imma let ME finish u, but Beyonce is transsexual and banged my ass apart… like a nuclear explosion
~Usher on CELEB GOSSIP
People, imma really happy for y’all Banging and imma let you finish each other, but Ris Low is the revolutionary biatch, She found Boomzkok.
~Florida (not the country) on Singapore issues
Flo-rida, imma really happy for you, Ris Low , we all really happy for you and imma let you boomz, but SHINGZ you woman, WE INVENTED BOOMZ :D
~Black-eyed-peas on Ris Low
Black eyed peas, imma really happy for you , but I truly deserve BOOMZ because hey look at me, IM SO BOOMZ :D
~Sean Kingston on BOOMZ
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WARNING: Whatever you are about to read may consist remarks which u may feels uncomfortable with. The whole note was born from the mind of Bryan Goh.
MATHS AA
About endless swearing :D
puffpuffpuffpuffpuffpuffpuff
BALLOON?! No… its Job?
I have a job for you
But It blows….
OMFG are you serious?
Get away from me you gay faggot
I take out my wolfteam AK47 and shoot you?!
Omg
SUITE LIFE OF…
FAGGOTS =D
Let faggot=p
P+faggot=2p
P+1=70
Find the NUMERICAL value of p (yeah don’t give me your stupid p=p answers dumbasses )
IF WE ALL USE OUR BRAINS…
We will come to the conclusion that
P=69 and as such
FAGGOT=69
(and yes,whether or not its in CAPS talk or in normal letter talk doesn’t make a diff, cuz you all, are GAY… ALL YOUR MATH ARE BELONG TO USZ :D )
I sounded the hunter’s horn,
I CAUGHT….
Nothing…. Sad face :’(
I sounded the hunter’s horn AGAIN :D
I CAUGHT a white mouse : D….
OMFG WTF?!
A WHITE MOUSE?
AT HERO?!
HITGRAB GO KILL YOURSELVEZ….
Emo-ism at its finest :D
Why did the man cross the road?
Because HE wanted to get to the other side…
Why did the COW cross the road….
Because he wanted to get to the UDDER side :D
LAMENESS WIN :D
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAha(laugh if not I kill you :D)
This sounds like a saw 6 script….
OMG CRAZY BIATCHES !
BRAIN FLIP !
*ZOOOOOP*
PRACTICAL USAGE OF BRAIN FLIP
OMG, Sean’s being so bastardly?! AHHHHHHH!
BRAIN FLIPP!!
* ZOOOP*
I HASH RUNZ OUTZ OF PRACTICAL USAGEZ NOOBZORS :D
TOO BADZ HAHAHAHAHAHA
Bryan always wins :D
Heads I win tails you lose
You suck
You have to admit the fact that u suck, and Bryan is too awesome for you
NO gay sex is allowed
Bryan is straight
Sherwin Yong… questions the spelling of PEDOPHILE…
PEDOPHILE DEFINED>….<
Latin pronunciation = Pedophilia
Genus = Pedo
Favourite sport brand = Speedo
Species = Philia
Evolves from … BEESHAN GAY… and Michael Jackson…
Pedophile =meaning= You are Michael Jackson :D
Pedophile alt meaning= you are bishan gay ☹
Pedophile THIRD meaning= you are some gay stalker ☺
Pedophile fourth meaning= YOU LIKE KODOMO :D
Pedophile fifth meaning =YOU buy Kodomo toothpaste manufactured by LION….
Pedophile last meaning (cuz Bryan is tired :D)
=YOU SOME GAY FAG YO, you remind me of some guy I know, his name starts with SEAN and ends with NG… if I remember correctly, his Chinese name is PENG NAM… hmmmm… now who was that….
Rules:
1. Bryan is awesome, AND IS ALWAYS RIGHT.
2. If he’s wrong, refer to the 1st rule.
3. If you think you’re right, refer to the 1st rule again
4. FLIES ARE DESPICABLE CREATURES ☺
5. YOU ARE A FLY….
6. I squash you with my electric fly swatter
7. YOU AM ZAPPED ☺
8. You dies ☺ poor you
9. I are survivor ☺
10. No, not the TV show…
11. IF you thought it was the TV show, you are DUMB.
12. Bryan is hongkongman
13. Bryan can pwn you at any moment…
14. Even if you’re HIRO NAKAMURA and can control time, you can still be pwned any moment….
15. Bryan KILLS FLIES, cause they’re pests.
16. Bryan KILLS GOATS AND COWS, cause he’s hungry.
17. Bryan KILLS WOLVES, cause its fun.
18. Because Bryan kills wolves, he was banned from wolfteam.
19. This is because if Bryan ever played wolfteam, everyone would get pwned the instant he logs in :D
20. BRYAN KILLS YOU. CAUSE…
You’re a PEST,
He’s hungry,
AND ITS FUN!
THE CAUSE OF THE DESTRUCTION OF EARTH WILL BE DUE TO THE COLISION OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM INTO BRYAN’S HUMONGOUS EGO.
BE SCARED…
BE VERY SCARED…
EGO KILLS U ☺
BRYAN IS AWESOME ☺ BRYAN IS AWESOME ☺ BRYAN IS AWESOME☺
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