9th post... we will , we will **** you....... yeouch
.Monday, November 16, 2009@9:16 PM.
HERRO ppl
Just came!
back from Kuching yesterday night...
Sorry for not updating for like eons...
LAZY + erm my stupid LAMDA(lampar) Examination is
cumming up soon so yeah i was like preparing like siao...
+ BECAUSE YANG ZHANG MADE ME START MAPLING AGAIN...
(yeah lar, i no life lah, like you have!)
So viet cong and hong kong accents aside...
OMFG IM DAMN SCARED CUZ MY LAMDA IS COMING UP...
So viet cong and hong kong accents and LAMPAR..LAMDAs aside....
Kuching trip :D
2days 2 nights...
TIRING SIOL
Anyways, main highlights, besides erm chiobu hunting and other stuff it was all really nice and imma let myself finish but the thing that struck me most in the whole trip happened at the airport in kuching(no air stewardesses involved D:)
So erm i was sitting down with my family , waiting for the airplane and reading "CRAYON SHIN CHAN " (yeah HX loves that) so when we started boarding, there were these two malay boys ,maybe about 5-6 yrs old (Or maybe even 3-4, dont look at me! i aint no bishan gay!)playing around near the windows... singing something... kinda vulgar i guess... (or maybe their pronouncing fail...)
but i definitely heard CLEARLY ARTICULATED..(cant expect much from young kids)
" WE WILL WE WILL FUCK YOU "
erm yes, im not sure whether it was really fuck you cuz their pronounciation was atrocious(like , KIDS, you want sex? pronounce it properly :D) so they pronounced it liek....
FU-o-KU you....
but yeah it sounds like FUCK anyway...
so yeah SHOCKING and my mum was like STARING at them like they were aliens or something... so yeah WHERE DID THEY LEARN ALL THESE FROM ?!
shocking...
different countries, different cultures i guess....
OMFG DONT TELL MI THEYRE THOSE ERM CHILD PROSTITUTION CASES CHILDREN ZOMG!
rofls aside.. ITS TRUE LAH BANGLAH!
(no not yangzhang)
* EYES dark chocolate on table....*
* resists temptation......or not?!*
* FOCUSES*
So!
Kuching was erm really tiring...
on the first day we walked a hell lot, second day we TREKKED a hell lot... in LOBSIDERs(sry dunnoe how to spell) NOT TREKKING SHOES...
yeah my mum... dunnoe what was wrong with her :'(
sigh...
So as a result! my legs hurt like shit, and i kinda sprained it somewhere... at the end! SO ! we ended up trekking up down past different jungle terrain before we reached a beach :D
Quite untouched...
I found this nice stick ( no not dick)
and i started drawing alot on the sand, i think i doodled over ALOT of the sand, the WHITE ppl over there were like STOPPING and STARING...
so yeah ...
OH! during hiking i also met this erm Japanese couple...
So i asked the lady( translated from Jap into eng)
ME : Erm, excuse me, are you Japanese people?
LADY: YES(hai!)your japanese is good!
ME : Nah, i only know abit ...
then they made a move first
SO YEAH, yay i managed to have a SHORT(yeah damn short) convo with a REAL JAPANESE
( oh she was kinda hot too! NICE BODY FTW!)
SEXUAL INNUEDOEZ ASIDE?!
OH at the airport there was this guy...
he had this REALLY vulgar/nice shirt
which showed erm a picture of a stickman sucking a stickmans D***
and the arrow pointed to the sucking stickman and it had the words "You are here"
So...
IT WAS NICE, but insultive.....
:D
Clarinet masterclasses tomorrow :'(
LAMDA on friday :'(
going out on FRIDAY :D
BAND ON thursday:'(
band is fucking long:'(
I WONT HAVE TIME TO PREPARE FOR LAMDA :'(
I might not have to take LAMDA next year :D
Bloggin is fun :D
Chrystal is awesome :D
Chrystal made me give her 10k mh gold :/
Chrystal is master spammer! :D
Chrystal..... Why the fuck am i writing this anyway...
LOL
So erm yeah i would like to extend a big fat THANK YOU to Chrystal Lee for helping me sound horn these two days when i wasnt in Singapore
so ermm...
THANK YOU :D
The jungle trekking was really fun... despite the bees and mosquitoes everywhere which stung me(yeah my mum said DUNNID MOSQUITOE REPPELLENT LAH! WASTE MONEY!)
and yeah see what happens?
SHIT HAPPENS :D
This post has NO PHOTOS partly because erm
My Desktop crashes whenever i attach a card reader with a memory card attached to it( yeah salvation army ...sigh)
and because my LAPPIE hasnt come back from repairs...
WHY!
and lastly... LAZY....
and lastly lastly? I feel like mapling (lameness win!)
Sipping my coffee....
YEAH for once or twice im not listening to music as i blog :D
BUT NOW I SHALL HJAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAUHOAUHOPUAHFHAHHAAHHAOUHUITIQUF:AIWHDFIHAHAHAHHA!
(yeah wierd laugh!)
Erm apparently youtube has failed me, so imma let it finish loading, but imma using my ITUNES :D
And it pauses!
thats it, ITUNES :D
YOUTUBE, im really happy for you, and imma let you finish loading, but itunes is the best of all time of all time!(cuz it doesnt really load!)
Erm yeah kanye west fails :D
saw his album on sale in Kuching, didnt buy it....
DIDNT BUY ANYMUSIC AT ALL!
*YAY! YOURBODY IS A WONDERLAND IS ON!*
still wondering whether i should maple....
I can always lamda prepare at night :D
im more of a night studyer...
YEAH!
ill maple later :D
ANd if you want love, we'll make it
damn i love that line :D
Chews on my chewing gum....
Claire/Ris, lays on the bed, naked....
(not in her case...)
Ris is gagged...(reed covering her mouth...)
OMFG i just realized, i only have like 1 and half days to prepare for lamda including today cuz... HALF A DAY IS WASTED AT SECTIONALS, on thursday, WHOLE DAY WASTED AT BAND
And lamda's on friday...
I would be happy if i just passed :D
hopefully can get merit or something ...
MUST PREPARE NOWZ...
ANTI CLIMAX :'(
Anyways, Kuching was really simple , slow, beautiful(women?!)
their nightlife is very...SIMPLE...
(i didnt go to red light districts lah!)
Oh so as i switched on my desktop to go and check my FB... i noticed this wierd thing on my wall.... Something to do with that Sarah Tong :D
Sarah Tong Ren Xuan
SocialInterview.com asked me "If you had to write a personal ad for Bryan 'Bragong' Zhang Yi, what would it say?"
I answered ''sickest person on earth- who else can get worser than this?''
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Bryan 'Bragong' Zhang Yi
Bryan 'Bragong' Zhang Yi
awww, im supposed to feel hurt i guess...
oh erm... zeping is worser...
eh wait, you know who is the worste?
YOU :D
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Erm yeah so .... what wrong did i do to you sarah?
Kay im sick, just not the sickest...
Who else can get worse is just too much lah..
yeah she really HASNT changed... (so much for all those positive comments from Tiffany and others..)
Shes still as bitchy as before...
Er yeah... Zeping, shes got your wanted nice body, but her attitude is like SHIT...
Go DISCIPLINE her awhile lah
(FAIL!)
Anyways.......
Kuching trip.... HOT(no not the women, the WEATHER!)
yeah so
Goodbye?